Funny Love Quotes About Life

Funny Love Quotes
"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."
- David Bissonette

"A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears."
- Woodrow Wyatt

"You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it."
- Henny Youngman

"True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen."
- La Rochefoucauld

"Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!"
- Robert Orben

"It is impossible to love and be wise."
- Francis Bacon

 "I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox."
- Woody Allen

"Once you have loved someone, you'd do anything in the world for them..., except love them again."
- Anonymous

"Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end."
- Anonymous

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