Halloween Quotes - Funny, Scary, Happy, Famous Halloween Quotes

Funny Halloween Quotes

"There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world."

- Jean Baudrillard

"This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him."

- Conan O'Brien

"When I was a kid my family was really poor and I remember one Halloween I wanted to dress up really scary and my parents came home with a duck costume. I wore that costume for years! I hated it."
- R.L. Stine

"Proof of our society's decline is that Halloween has become a broad daylight event for many."
- Robert Kirby

"Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night."
- Steve Almond

"I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion."
- Henry David Thoreau

"Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to."
- Richard Harris Barham

"Everyone is a moon and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody."
- Mark Twain

"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."
- George Carlin

"A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween."
- Erma Bombeck

"The problem appears when you put more thought into your Halloween costume than into my career."

- Unknown Author

Scary Halloween Quotes

"There are several ways to kill a zombie, but the most satisfying one is to stab it in the brain with a wooden stick."

- Dwight Schrute

"I heard one cry in the night, and I heard one laugh afterwards. If I cannot forget that, I shall not be able to sleep again."

- M.R. James

"Where there is no imagination there is no horror."

- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

"They that are born on Halloween shall see more than other folk."
- Anonymous

"Witch and ghost make merry on this last of dear October's days."
- Anonymous

"Men fear death as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other."
- Sir Francis Bacon

"If a man harbors any sort of fear, it makes him landlord to a ghost."
- Lloyd Douglas

"I met this six year old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes, the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply evil."
- Dr Samuel Loomis

"My candle was nearly burnt out, when, by the glimmer of the half-extinguished light, I saw the dull yellow eye of the creature open."

- Mary Shelley

"The witches fly across the sky, The owls go, Who? Who? Who? The black cats yowl And green ghosts howl, Scary Halloween to you!"
- Nina Willis Walter

"Listen to them - the children of the night. What music they make."
- Bram Stoker

"The thing under my bed waiting to grab my ankle isn't real. I know that, and I also know that if I'm careful to keep my foot under the covers, it will never be able to grab my ankle."

- Stephen King

"There is something haunting in the light of the moon; it has all the dispassionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery."
- Joseph Conrad

"Nothing beats a haunted moonlit night on All Hallows Eve…. And on this fatal night, at this witching time, the starless sky laments black and unmoving. The somber hues of an ominous, dark forest are suddenly illuminated under the emerging face of the full moon."
- Kim Elizabeth

"When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween."
- Author Unknown

Happy Halloween Quotes

"How like a queen comes forth the lonely Moon From the slow opening curtains of the clouds Walking in beauty to her midnight throne!"

- George Croly, Diana

"My son wants to be Batman and he wants the Batman costume that comes in the mail. It has fake muscles in it, which is very disconcerting on a four-year-old."

- Matthew Broderick

"Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold."

- Judith Olney

"On Halloween, witches come true; Wild ghosts escape from dreams. Each monster dances in the park...."

- Nicholas Gordon

"Being born on Halloween, there's always a party. It's a convenient birthday because you don't really have to organize a party."

- Eddie Kaye Thomas

"You wouldn't believe on all Hallow Eve what lots of fun we can make, With apples to bob, And nuts on the hob, And a ring-and-thimble cake."

- Carolyn Wells

Famous Halloween Quotes

"As spirits roam the neighborhoods at night, Let loose upon the Earth till it be light."

- Nicholas Gordon

"Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, Voices whisper in the trees, Tonight is Halloween!"

- Dexter Kozen

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us."

- Marianne Williamson

"Men fear thought as they fear nothing else on earth-- more than ruin, more even than death."

- Bertrand Russell

"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown."

- H P Lovecraft

"I saw thousands of pumpkins last night come floating in on the tide, Bumping up against the rocks and Rolling up on the beaches; It must be Halloween in the sea."

- Richard Brautigan

"Halloween wraps fear in innocence, As though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat..."

- Nicholas Gordon

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